A good love story is a private story on Snapchat that people screenshot to be added to. In the story the person talks about every person they’ve ever dated, talked to, wanted, or wanted them. Some even exposed people
“Yo did you see Larry’s hood love story”
“Yeah that shi was wild, can’t believe he posted her nudes”
A hood love story is defined as a snapchat story where someone posts about their past love life. Any basicgirls will make one of these and post “add me to ur hood love story”. If u have a “hood love story” then it’s without a doubt that ur basic and ur a sket and u know nothing but follow what everyone else is doing .
“aDd mE t0 uR hoOd lOvE sToRieS” - Keisha on her snap story
“Becky posted her ex’s dick pics on her hood love story!”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'