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honey buns

One of the many euphemisms for one's significant other, but it is used mainly for females.

Many believe its origin lies in the myth that women's gluteus maximus taste like Mead, which is a honey flavored wine. In all actuality, the female gluteus maximus tastes like ass.

Others believe that its origin lies with women's superficial, yet obsessive-compulsive disorder concerning their buttocks. Historians believe that it's possible husbands came up with this euphemism in order to hold up the illusion that their wives' bottom is still firm and admirable. The truth has been found to be contradictory to the illusion in the majority of cases.
Woman: Does this make my butt look fat?

Man: Of course not, honey buns!
honey buns by BusinessMan September 2, 2005

ghetto honey buns 

using sliced bread,drenching it with cheap maple syrup and heating it in the microwave
desperate times call for desperate actions
Jayvons sidechick invited him to chill at the crib while his wifey was out at her sisters.She was out of food stamps and food and wanted to impress him so she whipped up some ghetto honey buns with hopes that he would wife her

Backseat honey buns

It’s when y’all fuckin in the backseat and cum on her ass
Backseat honey buns by UglyBrat February 21, 2020

Honeybun 

A slang in the hood referring to 100k
He threw me a honeybun for my birthday
Honeybun by Dee’s nut December 4, 2020

sugarpie honeybunch

When you love someone like no other. The love of all love
sugarpie honeybunch by Zadiyah November 21, 2018

Honeybunch 

One who is sweeter than just a bit of honey, and whose sweetness can only compare to a whole bunch of honey.
Dustin is my wonderful Honeybunch!!
Honeybunch by avrose April 28, 2011