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homouflage 

What people wear when trying to appear heterosexual without noticing that what they are wearing is actually a dead giveaway to homosexuality.
Dude, check out that Jackson's kids hoodie. He doesn't even realize he's totally rockin' the homouflage.
homouflage by Negative Nancy March 7, 2008
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homouflage 

adjective;a term used to describe anything a gay uses to camouflage their sexual orientation.
That fag's girlfriend is total homouflage
homouflage by Juliette S. December 31, 2008
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Homouflage 

a method of avoidance of observation that allows an otherwise visible homo to remain indiscernible from the surrounding environment through deception.
"Hey sorry I was late baby, I needed to put on my homouflage."
Homouflage by EllieFromCali January 20, 2010

homoflage 

Clothes worn to make you blend into the homosexual community.
"Go get your homoflage on, you don't wanna stand out in this crowd, that's for sure."
homoflage by Daniel Roberts August 10, 2004

homoflage 

A girlfriend/boyfriend taken by a gay person to cover up the fact that they're gay.
Bill: Gary is such a homo
John: But he's got a girlfriend!
Bill: Homoflage, my friend
homoflage by DutchSanta October 20, 2010

Domouflage 

n. Any tool, part or assembly; mechanical and/or electrical in nature where the proper name escapes you at the moment.
Hand me that domouflage so I can tighten the bolt on that other domouflage.
Domouflage by Al Bundy October 27, 2003

Homoflage 

Any unconventional colour of camouflage that is not used to hide yourself in the jungle, the snow or the desert.
His army pants were coloured in pink and white homoflage.
Homoflage by Snyper0007 January 18, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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