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Howards Family 

An exclusive men’s only club that existed in the 18th and early 19 century. Its members consisted of the upper class and high society of their time. A well dressed man that excelled in the arts of courtship, dueling, haberdashing.
I was going to punch out that guy for staring at my wife but I realized that he was part of Howards Family and I lost my nerve.
Howards Family by Mr. Francis October 7, 2006
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Homewares 

A shock site featuring a girl covered in an abnormally large and oily crap
red: would you like some chocolate lotion

blue: not after seeing Homewares i don't.
Homewares by Emogaz July 24, 2011
You get kicked in them.
Directinos will track you down to your howards, he's like a GPS.
howards by Machiep April 19, 2009

HomoWars 

1. An online group orgy of gayness.

2. A term used for the site of HoboWars by people who decided not to let the developer fuck them over.

3. A site that takes all your money, and does nothing with it
1. Dude this chat is so HomoWars!

2. I came over from HomoWars.

3. Wow, I just got Homo'd!
HomoWars by BettyBottomsup April 20, 2010

Homeward bound shitter 

when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it
friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"

Homeworksexual 

Derivitie of the word 'homosexual' to signify ones desire to engage in school related activity particularly homework.
Damn that luis is a homeworksexual! if he keeps up that lifestyle, he's eventually going to get AIDS. (Academic Interminate Desire Syndrome)
Homeworksexual by luis castle December 10, 2008

Homeworks 

a stupid word my mom made up for homework.
for example, when i don't wanna do homework, my mom says something like "i wanna hear you say "YAY MOMMY! I WANNA DO 10 HOMEWORKS!" ... like, seriously mom?
Homeworks by crepe (real) July 20, 2021