Homeward bound shitter 

when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it

friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"

Homeward bound shitter by RustyNail84 August 18, 2011

Homeward Bone 

To return to one's hometown from college (or any other event that would keep one away from home for an extended period of time), and have sex with someone from said hometown.

Remember Bernice, that really hot girl from high school? I totally got a homeward bone during Christmas break with her!

Homeward Bone by Sun-Bro Solaire December 29, 2013

Homeward Christmas Fuzzies 

the fuzzies you get when you’re cycling or walking homeward during the christmastime, when it’s quickly getting dark and the silent streets feel warm (even though it’s almost freezing).

Mother: "Did you mind walking home this evening?"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"

Homeward Christmas Fuzzies by Ms. Type Writer November 28, 2018

Homewares 

A shock site featuring a girl covered in an abnormally large and oily crap

red: would you like some chocolate lotion

blue: not after seeing Homewares i don't.

Homewares by Emogaz July 24, 2011

Hoeward 

A man that has never bought a T-shirt before. He only wears free shirts.

OMG! Hoeward, wear did you get your shirt?

Hoeward by hoewardfan69 December 6, 2021

homeard 

a way the water moves; it's today or tomorrow: find your ass.

I didnt know homeard was so selfish you fatass.

homeard by Fritjof#1fan April 15, 2023