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The Holy Ghost is a gift from GOD. Acts 2:38 "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost." (KJV)
Acts 19:1 And it came to pass, that, while Apollos was at Corinth, Paul having passed through the upper coasts came to Ephesus: and finding certain disciples, 19:2 He said unto them, Have ye received the Holy Ghost since ye believed? And they said unto him, We have not so much as heard whether there be any Holy Ghost. 19:3 And he said unto them, Unto what then were ye baptized? And they said, Unto John's baptism. 19:4 Then said Paul, John verily baptized with the baptism of repentance, saying unto the people, that they should believe on him which should come after him, that is, on Christ Jesus. 19:5 When they heard this, they were baptized in the name of the Lord Jesus. 19:6 And when Paul had laid his hands upon them, the Holy Ghost came on them; and they spake with tongues, and prophesied.
by JARule June 20, 2005
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Just about useless nowadays, just running around with a sheet over his head like an episode of "Scooby Doo".
"I would have succeeded if it wasn't for those meddling God and Jesus fellows!" ~Holy Ghost
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Related, but not identical to a Mother Teresa, it is to bless thin air with semen, or other seminal fluid as if it is holy water.
I just gave that girl on food network a Holy Ghost. If only she were here right now, I'd Mother Teresa the f*#@ out of her!
by FatButtLarry May 08, 2007
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To lie on ones arm and penis until they both go numb, then jack off. As there is no sensation it's as if a ghost is jacking off.
Joseph: "Dude, totally had a Holy Ghost last night and now Mary's Pregnant."

Judas: "Shit man, you'll have to lie about it."
by Tequila me Softly January 22, 2018
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