Dog Hof

The want of drinking bleach after watching a very cringey video and/or a cringey thing.

Person 1: "Hey did you watch that minecraft let's play?"
Person 2: "yes, I wanted to do a Dog Hof."

by Dog Hof April 3, 2016

Hoffed

The act if hooking up with Eric Hofer on Maui!

She got “ Hoffed” big time last night!
He’s “Hoffed” every flight attendant there is!

by Maui Legends January 7, 2023

Hoffed

When someone tells a long drawn out story that has no point.

That guys story was totally hoffed.

by Crawfish2337 October 26, 2019

huggedy hof

Max's small sausage

Max you have such a huggedy hof and shlotsies

by Oal August 20, 2017

hof chewer

Part of a house brick

Chris threw a cracker of a hof chewer through a window.
Gerry got his head split open by a hof chewer at the football

by Ralph Davidson May 22, 2023