hocus pocus

shwag, or cheap weed that is low in potentcy.

man this ain't the chronic, it's dat old hocus pocus bullshit.

by pockets June 21, 2003

hocus pocus

As implicated by the Chronic Album in The 20 Dollar Sac Pyramid, it is an alternative term for Marijuana, just as is Buddha or N-Do. Nonetheless, it can be used as an expression for Marijuana of compromised quality, hence having magic-like effects.

Damn E, dat hocus pocus got me trippin like a Mo Fo.

by Don Jaime October 15, 2003

hocus pocus

A game from the early '90s featuring wizards and castles; regarded as a classic.

by Trafton September 14, 2003

hocus pocus

Stress weed bullshit.

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.

by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016

hocus pocus

Stress weed bullshit.

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.

by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016

hocus pocus

Stress weed bullshit.

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.

by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016

Hocus Pocus

When doing a chick doggy-style, just before you blow your load, spit onto her back. When she turns around to see your handiwork, pull out your cock and shoot it in her face while yelling "HOCUS POCUS" as loud as you can.

I gave your mom a hocus pocus last night and boy wuz she surprised.

by Jack Squat January 27, 2005