hockey dick

When your sick rubs against your damn leg all day and you get a rash on your longjohn

Dude I have a bad case if hockey dick.

by jdvdksbs September 1, 2015

Hockey Puck Dick

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.

Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick

by seminole10or December 15, 2010

Dick Hockey

When two people are metaphorically swinging their dicks at each other. Also known as a “pissing contest.”

Alex was tired of all the boys sitting around playing dick hockey, so she grabbed her things and got the hell out of there.

by Salvatore Valentina June 20, 2022

hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

by P-Mo March 7, 2014

dick hockey

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks

*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”

by pussy crust January 28, 2018

dick hockey

A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.

Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?

by Blames Johns May 21, 2017