hockey dick 

When your sick rubs against your damn leg all day and you get a rash on your longjohn

Dude I have a bad case if hockey dick.

hockey dick by jdvdksbs October 14, 2015

Hockey Puck Dick 

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.

Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick

Hockey Puck Dick by seminole10or December 15, 2010

Dick Hockey 

When two people are metaphorically swinging their dicks at each other. Also known as a “pissing contest.”

Alex was tired of all the boys sitting around playing dick hockey, so she grabbed her things and got the hell out of there.

Dick Hockey by Salvatore Valentina June 19, 2022

hockey stick dick

A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.

Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.

hockey stick dick by P-Mo March 19, 2014

dick hockey 

A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.

Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?

dick hockey by Blames Johns May 21, 2017

dick hockey 

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks

*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”

dick hockey by pussy crust January 29, 2018

Hickey Dick 

When you get felatio and the girl (or boy) sucks just a little too hard and you get a hickey on your dicky.

Dude she blew me so hard last night I now have a hickey dick

Hickey Dick by Smishles December 27, 2011