Hit the J

v. Smoke a marijuana joint.

Hey! Let's hit the J I just rolled.

by GGirl1492 April 6, 2009

Hit the J-Nub

When you lose your leg in a motorcycle accident and put your Nub on your wife's back while you have sex with her

That shit was crazy man I hit the J-Nub on her last night

by 420doughboy702 August 7, 2025

Hit the john

Going to go use the bathroom

Hey I'm going to go hit the John

by Jake Olson March 24, 2016

Hit the Jig

When you dance so hard you just be hitting that Jig.

In Bitmoji Party, he really hit the jig.

by lighteninkmkqeen June 10, 2020

Hit The JO

Originally an American term originating from jameslikecoulter in Los Angeles meaning to "jack-off". Recently the term has been shipped over to Britain and is a growing British term.

"Hey, Hannah smiled at me today."

"Woah, get in there!"

"Nope, turns out I woke up to a penis drawn on my sharpie. Hit the JO instead."

by Shill November 7, 2012

hit the jets

To leave promptly, quickly.

DeShaun hit the jets after LeQueefa, his math teacher, sentenced him to 2 days of after school detention.

by MasterWordManMang December 14, 2015

hit the jump

To click a link at the end of a short article to read the rest.

To find out more, hit the jump.

by uninformed December 17, 2008