hitting head right on the nail

exactly the opposite of the saying 'hitting the nail right on the head'

Jesus : Why are you sad Jon?

Jon Lajoie : My girlfriend dumped me!

Jesus : Why? What did you do?

Jon Lajoie : She wanted a bracelet on her b'day...

Jesus : Amm....So?

Jon Lajoie : Instead I had Sex with her DAD!

Jesus : OK, Jon that's a classic case of 'hitting head right on the nail'

by aviansun August 7, 2010

Hit them in the head

Police slag for calling in sick.
(Banging in, banging, banging out)

I want this weekend off but they won't approve my vacation time so I'm just gonna hit them in the head.

by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 May 27, 2017

hit me on the head

1. Get back to me as soon as possible.
2. Page me
3. Return your call

Yo whenever you get this message hit me on the head

by WICS2 December 28, 2009

hit over the head by the tavern bitch

typically meaning incredibly drunk, or pasted. origin: possibly coming from old days when tavern mades would hit a drunk man when he hit on her or was acting dumb

"hey ssss-ss-sexy thang yooooou wan somthin ta drink"
"fuck-off" (hitting noise)
"ooooow bitch!"

by heavy drinker September 18, 2003

hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

by bertrandrussell March 8, 2012