hippy hour 

Early showtimes (and endings) for bands (especially folk), due to the inability of aging hippies to stay up for late shows.

It sure was nice of Simon and Garfunkel to play that hippy hour show, I can't stay up past 9 any more.

hippy hour by just jon January 23, 2013

happy hour hottie 

a girl who looks very hot after a few drinks, but actually is ugly as hell..

travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"

bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."

happy hour hottie by the travinator September 26, 2005

winter happy hour effect 

When you leave happy hour, thinking you are in good shape, but the combination of drinking, and exposure to the cold air outside creates a sudden, intense urge to pee.

I left happy hour last night and it's only two blocks to my house but I got hit with the winter happy hour effect.
Did you make it home in time ?
Eventually got there, but I think the sidewalk in front of Andy's Market is going to be icy this morning.

winter happy hour effect by J Scotts January 15, 2009

Sarasota Happy Hour 

The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.

Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.

Sarasota Happy Hour by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Happy Hour 

Happy Hour use to be about hitting the bars on a Friday evening to start off the weekend properly. Bars knew this and offered Happy Hour deals for beers on tap and well drinks typically between 4pm-7pm. Apparently over the last few years restaurants have decided to shit all over that and make it about food deals and any time of the day or week, so it's no longer about letting off a bit of steam and starting the weekend off properly but instead it's about shoving as much food in your face for under $10.

I was invited to go out for Happy Hour but it was on a Sunday at noon.

Happy Hour by Bajeezus September 25, 2013

happy hour friend 

Work friends than one is slightly sociable with. You would go with them to happy-hour after work, but never hang out with on the weekend.

Mike's just a happy hour friend. He's cool enough, but it's always shop talk with him. I don't need that s**t on the weekend.

happy hour friend by Spargelhorst August 24, 2008

Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour 

An anime of Jimmy Neutron being greeted by his mom, Judy Neutron who tells him that she is going to make a delicious dinner meal. Judy is shot by Hugh Neutron. Hugh requests Jimmy to do an order of pizza. Jimmy flies over to the phone, makes the call asking for pizza pie. Hugh and Neutron bond. The pizza is delivered. It flies through the house and decapitates Hugh.

Guy 1: I love Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour because it is a great anime.
Guy 2: I was thinking more Bee Shrek Test in the House, but that Anime's pretty good too.
Guy 3: Oh shit, here come the weeaboos who cannot take jokes about their shitty anime.

Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour by SeinfieldSpitstain September 3, 2016