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high as tits

When a person is heavily under the influence of a drug that is associated with 'getting high', such as marijuana or mushrooms.
John decided to try a bit of the spliff at the party on Friday and upon returning to his flat the following conversation ensued between him and his fellow roommate, Fred.

Fred: Where ya bin John boy?

John: Just out having a wee bit a drinks with the mates

Fred: Ahh and puffin on the ol wacky tabacky I see, you look absolutely high as tits bruv

John: Ay, that I am Freddy. That I am.
high as tits by scytheblade69 July 11, 2016

High blood pressure titties 

When a woman has really huge breasts and a huge body to match, it usually means she has high blood pressure due to all the added weight. These women are generally very good cooks and like to eat even more.
Louise Jefferson from The Jeffersons had some really big high blood pressure titties

Titty High Five 

is when two topless females jump in the air while facing each other and hit chests together while in air. The same action as a high five only with tits. This action is done usually at a party or when naked chicks get excited and want to impress the guys.
Dude 1: "Did you see that titty high five by them two chicks?"
Dude 2: " Ya that was awesome"
Titty High Five by Captain Dink February 27, 2010

titty high five 

it is when i big breasted women jumps up and down naked and her tits slap together