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Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

Hick Stick Lick 

When a person missing at least two teeth delivers felatio while in an upside down position, such as lying prone on an elevated surface
I got a hick stick lick from an oakie last night behind the tractor.
Hick Stick Lick by venuscameback August 14, 2016

Hipstick 

A really skinny and tall hipster. Usually wearing skinny jeans. Because of their resemblance to sticks.
Dude 1: Man those guys legs are thin.
Dude 2: Well maybe that Hipstick should stop wearing skinny jeans.
Hipstick by Beliy Volk November 11, 2010

hipstick lesbian

a trendy, hipster, feminine lesbian. hipster + lipstick = hipstick
"All the girls at the dollhouse are totally hipstick lesbians"
hipstick lesbian by e_t February 5, 2009

dickstick 

In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.
P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
dickstick by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004

hicksack 

The spot under the lip where a person's chewing tobacco is placed.
The redneck was craving tobacco all day and was overwhelmed with joy when he could finally place it in his hicksack.
hicksack by theRealJoeGignac February 21, 2011