conversation hi-jacker 

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.

"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."

conversation hi-jacker by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008

Hi-Jaked 

The process of being taken, schooled, taught a lesson or having something stolen from oneself in a suave or debonair fashion by a person named Jake. This usually relates to interactions with females and other social activities but can also pertain to video games, sports, an several categories of work/employment.

Not to be confused with hijacked which mainly correlates to the above listed items and a person bearing the name Jack.

"Hey, that girl is giving me the look; I think i might go and talk to her"
"Better hurry up man, I saw Jake around here and you don't want to get Hi-Jaked, it keeps happening every time one of those Jakes shows up"

Hi-Jaked by mr.nickel February 25, 2010

Hijacked Headspace 

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!

I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up

Hijacked Headspace by tyler2009 January 4, 2012

hijacked 

the act of intentionally having an off-topic conversation in a thread in order to prevent the thread's original topic from being discussed

When xbabycakesx made a thread in which she posted pictures of her new tattoos, some righteous guardian angel of messageboard crusader hijacked it by posting animated .gifs of nefarious cartoon tubers engaged in devious sex acts, thus preventing her from losing face by shifting attention away from the embarrassing photos she had posted.

hijacked by Elliott November 14, 2005

Hijacked Black Beauty

Full lips, round booties, brown skin, cornrows, braids are all traits that are commonly found in black women and women of african descent.

Although these traits are common on black women, society does not acknowledge the beauty of these traits unless these traits appear on a non-black female.

Hijacked black beauty occurs when society praises and glorifies a non-black woman who has full lips, a round booty, cornrows or any other physical feature that is common amongst women of african descent. But ignores and demeans the beauty of black women as if black women have not had these same features all along.

This is a form of anti-black woman racism which exist because of people's inability to recognize the beauty of the black-black woman.

It is clear that people find these traits appealing, yet many people still hold the racist belief that these same features are ugly on black women.

I notice that round booties and full lips didn't become considered beautiful until J.Lo and Angelina Jolie became celebrities, no one wants to accept black beauty, but they accept hijacked black beauty instead.

Hijacked Black Beauty by Lovinmysistas.com June 13, 2011

hijackedyouboi 

big hot stinky man who licks his toenails after chewing them off. i am madly in love with this big hot sexy man

Me: damn im horny
friend: you should talk to hijackedyouboi

hijackedyouboi by deezes nutzen November 27, 2021

hijacked 

the term used when an arab person steals something

yo that guy hijacked a chocolate bar

hijacked by the December 11, 2004