Heyman Cry ( Search up Heyman )
Heyman Cry is a verb.
The action that Heymans do when they find portraits with them and their heyman monster.
Its when you give a sour face with tears coming out.
Only the true Heymans would preform this hysterical action of "heyman crying"
It has been proven that if you "heyman cry" you are automatically gay and all your friends have proven that you are gay with a theory of the heyman being gay.
Heymans do not like girls with big tits and nice asses.
They like guys.
And when a guy rejects them.
They do the Heyman Cry.
Heyman Cry is a verb.
The action that Heymans do when they find portraits with them and their heyman monster.
Its when you give a sour face with tears coming out.
Only the true Heymans would preform this hysterical action of "heyman crying"
It has been proven that if you "heyman cry" you are automatically gay and all your friends have proven that you are gay with a theory of the heyman being gay.
Heymans do not like girls with big tits and nice asses.
They like guys.
And when a guy rejects them.
They do the Heyman Cry.
by XavierFOREALSS!! November 5, 2009
Also known as the "Heyman Monster" (search heyman)
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!
Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!
Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.
Gerry is walking down the street where he sees Xavier and challenges him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.
Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?
*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!
Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?
*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!
by gerryforreals October 30, 2009
A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..
by andThangs May 28, 2018
The most amazing person ever to walk the face of the earth. When she smiles she makes the world freeze, go back in time, and start back. She is way to beautiful and deserves to be recognized for how amazing she is.
by ThatStalkerguy January 8, 2012
Saying things or actions that are very impossible from the start.
Just like Paul Heyman, saying that Brock Lesnar can take on Universal Championship and UFC's belt on himself.
Just like Paul Heyman, saying that Brock Lesnar can take on Universal Championship and UFC's belt on himself.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018
by Jimmy9514 July 20, 2022
a very popular prodigy at La Salle College. Is greeted by his students with the popular term "Hey man". He often asks the very sophisticated question: Do u aware? Also a protagonist in a harem hentai with a girl school. The heyman's natural habitat is the physics room, and lurking in serious basement.
by sinful guy May 8, 2023