The realization that no matter which diet you follow, you're still eating organisms that were alive at one point, and we have murdered them for our own benefit.
Apparently plants can think and remember? We're killing sentient beings! Crap! Dude, I'm feeling all kinds of heterotrophic guilt right now.
Noun: A heteromorph is a word that sounds similar to another word and can even carry the same meaning as the original word depending on how one understands it. Yet it is always spelled differently and may sound slightly different then the original word.
Study the case of abominable vs. abonginable.
"I found that snow man you built to be quite abonginable especially when you put that black pipe in its mouth," Jack said.
"You really know how to use a heteromorph in a sentence don't you Jack," Jill responded.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'