hellbait

An extremely young girl one is sexually attracted to.

Unlike a barely legal chick who lure men to incarceration with hot, nubile, tight, young bodies (see jailbait), a girl that is considered hellbait is so young that, if one were to fuck her, one would definitely go to hell.

D: Why the fuck are you watching a children's pageant on cable?
J: I can't help it, one of them looks just like Jonbenet.
D: Turn that hellbait shit off you sick fuck!

by Doctor Bliss December 2, 2011

hellbait

An attractive teeny bopper who is asking for it.

Guy #1: Your little sister is hot.
Guy #2: Dude, that is so wrong. She isn't even hot.
Guy #1: Not your 16 year old sister, I mean your 12 year old sister.
Guy #2: That isn't even jailbait man, that is hellbait.

by dddlllrrr May 21, 2010

hellabitch

the ultimate in female evil, as nasty as a woman can be

She's such a hellabitch that she stole my boyfriend, my best friend, and got me fired, all in one day.

by A.E. Joseph July 20, 2007

Hellabitchin

a mixture between the word hella (meaning totally) and the word bitchen meaning awesome
Totally+Awesome= Totallyawesome

Gaydon: wow that was totallyawesome
Ted: dude u mean it was Hellabitchin

by Speedboat enthusiast January 5, 2008

Hellbastard

A bastard who's actions transcend evilness, to become ridiculously funny.

That hellbastard tied me up and had a pink smoke grenade going off on my head for 3 days!

by Cblamo May 31, 2003

HELLBITCH

the horrifically bitchy wife of a slothful drummer.

I was all ready to beat some skins with this dude, when his HELLBITCH came in and made us clean some shit up around their apartment.

by toastmasterflash August 3, 2007

Hellbite

you thought Jailbite was enough 2 keep you off illegal 15 year old pussy... hellbite is intented 2 make you get off that 12 year old pussy

damn i was dating this jailbite girl but she introduced me to her hellbite friends and im not hanging with those girls anymore. i might go to jail but i dont wanna go 2 hell.

by sullivangdl April 4, 2010