Hella Cold

A description of how cold something, somewhere or someone is. A way of saying it's as cold as it can possibly be.

Yo Johnny Boy- hand me that hot pocket my ball sack is hella cold up in this Antarctic bitch.

by EverydaySausageShufflin'' October 4, 2012

Cold as Hell

Canada

Person 1: It's cold as hell, eh?

Person 2: What did you expect?

Person 1: Oh yeah

by mistaman85 September 14, 2020

cold as hell syndrome

what many are currently suffering from in minnesota.

sufferers of cold as hell syndrome: jill gonzalez....nicole is jealous by the way

by j.gon January 13, 2009

cold as hell

Used to express upmost disappointment or wrongdoings of a person.

Screw:Dude they done shoot Colly in the park and they robbed that nigga. Cut his ears off and stuck a note on his chest saying "Who wont be needing any earmuff this winter"
Matt: THat shit cold as hell

by Meca January 6, 2007

as cold as Hell

An oxymoron. Canada is cold, but Hell? No, Hell is a warm place!

I was on the Highway to Hell, then I slipped and made a wrong turn into Hull - where I froze my arse off. Hull is in Ottawa-Gatineau and north of forty-five, so "as cold as Hell" really isn't a strong enough term to describe this frozen torment.

The great white north is something directly out of Robert Service's "Cremation of Sam McGee" and Hell is a warm, welcome respite by comparison.

by bitchuck January 6, 2026

cold day in hell

(n.) An event that will never happen. See synonym when pigs fly.

It'll be a cold day in hell before I return her calls.

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

cold glass of shut the hell up

Something you serve to people who talk shit. Sometimes it is something you serve before a can of whup or whoop ass(which ever you prefer.)

You talk a lot of shit, how about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up. If you keep it, I'll open up a can of whoop ass.

by gregg francois June 11, 2006