When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog
by The Stag1 January 3, 2021
by bmikers February 23, 2022
Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"
Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
by pisodiumis February 5, 2014
by Sword_Knives December 31, 2022
A large two wheel death machine commonly referred to as a sled, that moves along earth based substances.
Capable of ejecting its pilot at slow to ‘oh fuck’ speeds.
Carrying more household shit than is usually needed.
A large fuel carrying ability with a small sedan sized motor thumping away between the legs of its pilot.
When dropped or a sticky situation does arise, the pilot is usually heard bleating out ‘fucking thing is heavy as fuck’!
Capable of ejecting its pilot at slow to ‘oh fuck’ speeds.
Carrying more household shit than is usually needed.
A large fuel carrying ability with a small sedan sized motor thumping away between the legs of its pilot.
When dropped or a sticky situation does arise, the pilot is usually heard bleating out ‘fucking thing is heavy as fuck’!
by Woodster81 February 6, 2012
by JeromeTheSalanditMolester November 21, 2021