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Jack Hart 

A fat person with thick eyebrows and a big nose and looks crash bandicoot.
Jack Hart by Gogfrggv November 1, 2019

heart attack jacked 

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.
Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.
heart attack jacked by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

Jack of Hearts 

Jack of Hearts is a gay/bi non-white man, who only dates and/or sexually interested in white men.
"Hey, think I should ask out this twink?"
"Naw, man. He only likes White boys, a Jack of Hearts."
Jack of Hearts by Iwriteslangs January 1, 2022

Jack of Hearts 

A renaissance man, a person well versed in many ways of the world, especially that of the human condition and ways of the heart.

Derived from a character in Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts (by Bob Dylan)
see: - Jack of all trades and Hearted.
He's wise beyond his years - a regular 'Jack of Hearts'.

Whenever I have a relationship problem, I ask my 'Jack of Hearts' bartender.
Jack of Hearts by Arless Shirt August 4, 2006

Jack of Hearts 

A cuckold or beta minded man who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with caucasian men and is sexually submissive to both her and her white lovers.
Ever since his wife became a Queen of Hearts by dating and sleeping exclusively with white men, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her Jack of Hearts in support of her lifestyle.
Jack of Hearts by TimidLo April 28, 2025

Heartjaculate 

When a person becomes so happy and joyful that it feels as if their heart has had an orgazm
"Dude how was it when you got the job"
"I literally 'heartjaculated' everywhere"
Heartjaculate by Da lordly sammich December 28, 2014