head shoe
head shoe by Bojang Bangles September 11, 2020
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shoe-head
Someone who is in love with shoes. Whether it's heels, boots, or kicks, etc. 2. Experiencing a rush or sensation at the sight of a new pair of shoes. 3. Feeling obligated to buy a certain pair of shoes.
At the sight of a pair of shoes, your heart skips a beat or your day brightens up, you are a shoe-head.
You buy a new pair of shoes and your bills are due the next day, you're a shoe-head.
You buy a new pair of shoes and your bills are due the next day, you're a shoe-head.
shoe-head by Heather Beeman March 5, 2008
Related Words
head shoe • Head Over Shoes • shoe-head • shoe on head • head • head ass • head fuck • head cheese • head over heels • head job
shoe-head
Daym bitch, that individual of africana decent is just another shoe-head.
yeah man, he's got like 50 pairs of Nike Dunks.
yeah i agree
we should bust a cap in his ass
but then we'd get arrested for racial discrimination
fuck dat shit
aight
yeah man, he's got like 50 pairs of Nike Dunks.
yeah i agree
we should bust a cap in his ass
but then we'd get arrested for racial discrimination
fuck dat shit
aight
shoe-head by Benjamin Frank May 30, 2006
Shoe head
Shoe head by Cuntrybunpkin December 16, 2017
Shoe on Head
An method of identify verification that began on 4chan in the mid-2000s of verifying a poster claiming to be female is in fact, female, and not using someone's stolen photos. To request "shoe on head" is a request that the user take a picture of themselves on the spot, with their shoe on their head, which is a very random thing to do, and therefore prove they are as attractive as they claim to be.
Anon1: Hello boys, I'm Ashley and these are my photos, don't you think I'm hot?
Anon2: Shoe on head
Anon1: I'm sorry I'm not here to be questioned!
Anon3: Gtfo fgt
Anon2: Shoe on head
Anon1: I'm sorry I'm not here to be questioned!
Anon3: Gtfo fgt
Shoe on Head by Levontaun November 9, 2022
shoe on head
shoe on head by readbooksgoddamn June 21, 2006
shoe on head
A request made at a sexual entertainment industry that instead of being sexual it is just used to see if they will actually do it.
Brandon:Yeah! You read that book!
Trevor:Are you actually turned on by this?
Brandon:Nah, it's just a shoe on head.
Trevor:Are you actually turned on by this?
Brandon:Nah, it's just a shoe on head.
shoe on head by Brandon Waldmann June 22, 2006
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