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Head for head

The most pleasurable benefit of giving one's partner a head massage and getting oral sex in return.
I often start giving a simple head massage and it turns into a full blown head for head massage exchange. Give a little, get a little.
by Let's have fun in the sun June 17, 2010
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Head for life

It is when you get head (blow jobs), for the rest of your life from someone. It usually comes up from a crazy bet to win a football game or something else stupid.
Bristol: we are going to lose
Pat: no we're gonna win.
Bristol: ...we re gonna lose
Pat: okay well if we win then you owe me head for life, and if we lose then ill buy 50 cheeseburgers from McDonalds.
Bristol: okay fine
20 min later and after the team wins
Bristol: fuck
Pat: haha hell yeah
by bjbob567 December 12, 2009
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Fair head for cawl

The phrase is used in reference to a person who has a vegetable shaped head, deemed displeasing to the eye. It is also used for those seen to have a bad hair style.

It derives from the use of the term “swede” – slang for head – and, as swede is one of the main ingredients of the traditional welsh broth called Cawl, the phrase became a popular put-down.

It is believed to originate from the Cefncaeau area of Llanelli in South Wales, and was commonly used among the town's young population as a derogatory term during the 1990s.
Jesus, she is ugly! Look at the swede on her... that’s a fair head for cawl!

Oh my God, look at this munter over by 'yer - fair head for cawl.
by big.m.uk October 29, 2011
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head for the mountains

Its when you really do not like someone and think they are really stupid and you tell them to head for the mountains.
Weird Kid:I love ballet
Cool Kid:Alright just for saying that head for the mountains you freak
Weird Kid:Which ones
Cool Kid:I dont care you pick you prick
by sonourus almond May 23, 2009
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Head for bread

The act of paying someone for head. Head meaning to receive oral pleasure, and the bread meaning money.
Gavin wants to receive head for bread and is offering $50 plus a nice tip to anyone who does it.
by therealistgthrone December 18, 2020
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head for Splitsville

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.
An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.
by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010
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head for the tall grass

To hide, or make oneself scarce when trouble goes down.
When the shit goes down, don't let me catch you heading for the tall grass, pussy. Stand with me and be a man!
by Diggler December 23, 2004
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