Haustine

A sneaky little slut, who enjoys murfing people's seats and hausing frits in her spare time. A haustine is a big fan of doing the Haustice at the bar...

Jemmy: Did you see that sneaky little slut who was hitting on Frits boyfriend.

Benit: Ya she was definetly a haustine...

Haustine by Katie Hauszell February 10, 2010

hapstinence 

When you have been celibate, but only by coincidence. You would like to be having sex, it just hasn't happened.

"Yeah, it's been a pretty long dry spell. No matter what I try, I'm stuck practicing hapstinence."

hapstinence by southcounty05 January 14, 2017

Haustina 

A women of large physical stature.

Female version of a haus.

Becky looked really large in those jeans. She's a haustina.

I typically only go for skinny girls, but this haustina was all over me.

Amy from pitch perfect is a haustina.

Haustina by HAUSHAUSHAUS October 21, 2021