The most grotesque shit you can ever take.
Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.
Can be used as a exclamation while releasing the foul demon from your posterior.
I just made a haumann in my pants.
Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.
Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!
Guy 1: I can't go, I'm backed up.
Guy 2: Raise your legs and push.
Guy 1: *splash* HAUMANN!
by Foods Chihuahua September 14, 2017
My cat just dropped a big ass haumann in the bathtub and I can't even see straight.
That's a big haumann.
That's a big haumann.
by FlisterZab September 6, 2017
Another word for feces.
ie: a big greasy turd
Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.
ie: a big greasy turd
Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.
You see that chimp? He just threw his Haumanns at me!
I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.
Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"
I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.
Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"
by Incom September 8, 2017