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Hardened Clay 

Joke from GeorgeNotFound's recent birthday stream. The joke is that Dream's real name is clay, rather dirty joke dream ;)
Dream: "George do you know what is around us?"
George: "What?"
Dream: "Hardened clay."

radiation hardened quine

A restriction to the definition of a quine (program which prints its own source code) where the program can still print its original code after a character is removed. An Nth degree quine can prints its source code after N characters are removed.
In Befuge-98, you can make a 14 degree radiation hardened quine in 884 bytes of delicious sexy hot beautiful erotic code. Remove any 14 characters from the following code and it will still print the original source code.

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The state marked by firm turgid form and erect position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood, or taking a blinding root that makes your eyes go wonky over your primary seven teacher, who isn't even that good looking but fills the given criteria of an 11 yr old boy, that being she has tits of some description.
"here our boy, no harm, but watching your ma paint that fence is giving me a quare hardner"
hardner by Fererro Rocher July 6, 2006

Hardened 

1. Its the second hardest difficulty in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

2. When something soft has been left to harden. (In the wind, hairdrier ect.)
1.
Guy 1: OMFG I JUST BEAT THE GAME IN HARDENED!
Guy 2: Who gives a shit I beaten it on Veteran already.

2.
I left the pie in the window, it just now hardened, let's eat!

Hardened Criminal 

A drug dealer that used to sell marijuana, cocaine, or other recreational drugs and got older and now sells Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra to his erectionally challenged customers.
Dude my dope dealer turned into a Hardened Criminal on me and I can't get the chronic weed anymore!
Hardened Criminal by Turdpiper August 30, 2013