Hapturd 

A happy high confusing individual who acts obscene at times of distress.

I can't believe you did that you hapturd!

Hapturd by Sumdew June 3, 2014

Haturdo 

A half duck half anteater has two teath runs up to forty miles perhour has therr tungs that shoot acid and purple gunk and when one is killed it instantly lays an egg

shoot egg gunk Haturdo

Haturdo by Haturdo Master May 4, 2009

Haturd 

It's a hating-ass turd

Damn, that girl's just being a haturd. I think my pants are fresher than dish soap.

Haturd by svargas July 8, 2011