What the hap is fuckening

That point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore.

So much has been going on at school lately that all I can say is what the hap is fuckening?!

by crusty meme October 12, 2016

whats the haps

An alteration of the phrase, "what's happening?"

Its earliest usage dates back to 1992 when Ice Cube (best known for his lead acting role in "Are We Done Yet?") inquired eloquently about the occurrence of a game of craps.

Tre: Whats the haps?
IC: I don't know, but today seems kinda odd
Tre: Do please elaborate while I listen to Footsteps In The Dark by The Isley Brothers

by Goodyear Blimp October 7, 2011

What's the haps on the craps?

What's going on? Or What are we doing today?

Dick>>Yo Jane -- what's the haps on the craps?

Jane>> Not a whole lotta - going to go to the mac-deez for some grub tonight.

by graphxman July 14, 2006

Gives me the haps

Makes me happy!

Sitting on the back porch watching my wife talk to our son trying to figure out the definition of “gives me the haps”, gives me the haps.

by Walgon September 22, 2018

what the hap is fuckening

A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.

Group of people: *having a good time
Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!
Group of people: Oh damn it

by my name jeff69 April 26, 2019

hip hap hoe

bitch ass nigga

ima slap dat hip hap hoe

by also see bust and hook October 6, 2003

what's the haps

.. I had a friend in high school who would say this .. short for "What's happening?" .. saves one syllable and creates a noun .. actually it's use goes back to Shakespeare .. Hamlet at Ham IV.iii.70 "Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun."

Hey Man .. what's the haps?

by KarlLober January 26, 2018