Hank The Tank

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.
Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*
by Cheesire April 12, 2022
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hank tanked

A state of rowdy drunkedness in which an individual is unaffected by the repercussions of their behavior; generally accompanied by cheap beer, rot gut whiskey, and sing-along outlaw country tunes.
Man, I was totally hank tanked when I puked in that beer can!

That drummer was so hank tanked that he was passing out at his drumset on the third song of the first set!

He only drank four beers and he was ALREADY hank tanked!!
by southbound1 December 21, 2010
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Hank da Tank

A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.
Hank Da Tank is a freak Herculeas
by Hank who is the tank November 21, 2023
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Hank the tank

the males ejaculation being so intense that it shoots out like like a tank/bullet shot
Last night I came so hard I gave her the ol hank the tank
by March 11, 2024
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