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Hammerturd 

This is when you accidentally defecate in the shower and need to dispose of it, so you forcefully stomp it through the drain. Similar to a waffle stomp but with authority.
"What is that odor coming from the shower? Did you seriously do a hammerturd again?"
Hammerturd by iweartinfoilhats August 11, 2021

hammertune

An amazing track, enjoyed by complete hammer-legends whilst keeping it session
"have you heard Holland 1945" "of course i have its an absolute Hammertune"
hammertune by keeping it session September 5, 2016