Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.
Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand
by Lils6m February 07, 2018
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Hamburger Hand

When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.
We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.
by Nick Ozlo December 13, 2007
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hamburger helper hands

Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands
by Quaf June 03, 2016
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