Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time

Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)

by Huhwhadhabben September 20, 2020

halal

'if its halal its halal' mr lloyd 2k22

the food Is halal

by danidude May 09, 2022

halal

Gang shit
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing

KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA

Guy 1: y wont he pass the fucking football to me.

Guy2:is u man keeping it halal

*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*

by speky_man_123 May 16, 2022

Halal

Halal is a golden kid that plays the impossible quiz as if it is not impossible, and serves Jalal as a model. Halal wishes to go back to Canada to make a Halal Youtube Channel and to join OTMUN. He is currently working on girls such as JJ and YR with Falal's support. Halal (and Falal)'s favorite number is 3:51.

Halal and Falal's favorite number is 3:51... Remember that. Also, dont forget to HONOR THE GIFT

by Falal(a.k.a GreenmanEF) May 24, 2018

Halal

keeping things lowkey basically

girl: says some cute ahh shit
guy: no we keep things halal out here

by uveveveweueueue August 30, 2022

Halal

The way you feel after a long night out with the pals.

How was last night?
It was great, but I’m literally halal right now.

by Ghostlywisdom1 January 08, 2024

Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024