Hairy Uncle 

A type of prank where one man drops his pants and underwear in order to fart with his bare ass right in another man's face.

The worst April Fool's Day ever was when my brother gave me a Hairy Uncle.

Hairy Uncle by Creek Geek May 19, 2012

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese 

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese by Urban alien March 9, 2021

Harry Uncle 

When you’re giving a blow job and you raise up with a pube stuck in your teeth.

Hey Bethany, that was a great blow job, but you’ve a Harry uncle.

Harry Uncle by LA_Salle February 26, 2020

Uncle Hair 

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.

"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."

Uncle Hair by thebad69 December 24, 2011

uncle harry

The best uncle to shit talk with and or too as a man with the skills to add meaning to the real situations a young man may encounter

Uncle Harry ; ya prick get up its whiskey pete. Wtf its only four oclock , i need a ride !

uncle harry by wiskeypete October 21, 2015

Uncle Harry's dog 

To perform an uncle Harry's dog one must open up the bombing bay and drop a huge dookie in the craphouse

I just been for an uncle Harry's dog

Uncle Harry's dog by Holdez January 12, 2022