Hairy Spider 

When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.

"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"

Hairy Spider by Austin42g April 1, 2010

Hairy Spider 

A girl with Hairy Nipples.

That chick was really hot, but what a turn-off when I saw those dirty hairy spiders.

Hairy Spider by FLD June 21, 2007

Hair Spider

When you find a knot or clump of hair on an article of clothing that resembles a huge hairy spider at first glance.

Eww, gross, you have a hair spider on your back!

Hair Spider by Corvidae23 March 24, 2011

hair spider

small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

EW WHAT IS THAT??? oh it’s just a hair spider.

hair spider by mm9019729 April 10, 2021

Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.

"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."

Spider-web Hair by Double-C March 5, 2009

Harry Slider 

A kid who smiles like hes on weed or dances like hes high as f***

You killed it with your harry slider moves

Harry Slider by JetPlaneszz July 27, 2016