Hairy Spider

When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.

"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"

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That chick was really hot, but what a turn-off when I saw those dirty hairy spiders.

Hairy Spider by FLD June 21, 2007

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Hair Spider

When you find a knot or clump of hair on an article of clothing that resembles a huge hairy spider at first glance.

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small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.

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Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.

"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."

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A kid who smiles like hes on weed or dances like hes high as f***

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