Hairy Spider

When you take a number 2 on someone's chest and you then cut your pubes off on it to make the residue resemble a new species of arachnid.

"Wow that was the biggest hairy spider I have seen ever"

by Austin42g April 01, 2010

Hairy Spider

A girl with Hairy Nipples.

That chick was really hot, but what a turn-off when I saw those dirty hairy spiders.

by FLD June 21, 2007