hair boner

Pretty much a cowlick or when one section of your hair sticks up and will not go down for a matter of time or without the help of hair products and such.

"Matt, fix your hair. You have a hair boner."

by Super Special Awesome Person March 27, 2008

hair boner

when a hair on the back of your head sticks up

a guy with a chunk of hair sticking up on the back of his head which is called the hair boner

by brittane terry February 2, 2009

hair boner

Goose bump (AKA pilo-erection).

That song is so cool it gives me hair boners.

by Jeremy Sherman May 6, 2008

Hair Boner

Those little hairs that just don't go down.

Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!

by doodlebear213 March 6, 2011

hair boner

when a girl with short hair puts her hair in a ponytail such that it resembles a male erection or boner. this is the only time a woman will ever or should ever sport a boner.

"damn, your hair boner just hit me in the face."

"is it just me or is your hair boner more voluminous than usual?"

"i like your style. that hair boner is hot."

by apt effay November 26, 2007

Hariboner

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Harboner

What every University of Michigan fan has right now.

I'm heading to the bathroom right now because this picture of the Big House is giving me a Harboner.

by NCAA Rules Commitee January 2, 2015