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hair boner 

when a hair on the back of your head sticks up
a guy with a chunk of hair sticking up on the back of his head which is called the hair boner
hair boner by brittane terry February 2, 2009
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hair boner 

Goose bump (AKA pilo-erection).
That song is so cool it gives me hair boners.
hair boner by Jeremy Sherman May 6, 2008

Hair Boner 

Those little hairs that just don't go down.
Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!
Hair Boner by doodlebear213 March 6, 2011

hair boner 

when a girl with short hair puts her hair in a ponytail such that it resembles a male erection or boner. this is the only time a woman will ever or should ever sport a boner.
"damn, your hair boner just hit me in the face."

"is it just me or is your hair boner more voluminous than usual?"

"i like your style. that hair boner is hot."
hair boner by apt effay November 26, 2007

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.
Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.
Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Harboner 

What every University of Michigan fan has right now.
I'm heading to the bathroom right now because this picture of the Big House is giving me a Harboner.
Harboner by NCAA Rules Commitee January 2, 2015
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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