Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading

"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."

by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016

hag bagged

a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.

Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.

I was tooo hag bagged last night for my own good!

by king slut fuckery January 11, 2008

hag bag

A bag full of hags; also known as a fraggot.

Blake is true hag bag.

by Blakeub December 14, 2007

bag hag

noun.
1. female who owns too many hand bags/purses/totes etc.
2. like a shoe whore but obsessed with hand bags

On the VH1's Fabulous Life of Lindsay Lohan, it was confirmed that Lindsay is an official bag hag.

by Bag Hag July 31, 2005

bag hag

noun. Gay man who accompanies rich women on shopping trips order to be associated with fabulous shopping bags.

I totally have to get a bag hag - I'm tired of carrying my own Gucci shopping bags.

by Garfield Park Trixie May 23, 2005

bag hag

A girl who is attracted to douche bag guys.

I really liked her, but she left me for the guy who shaves his chest and has a full arm tribal tattoo, she was a bag hag.

by jdNH June 12, 2010

bag hag

Something an elderly retarded meth head made up to make of people on youtube, but in all reality she needs to look in the mirror and put down the keyboard.

That bag hag Angela really needs to cut down on the meth, she's starting to hear voices again.

by Therealparanormalinvestigator July 28, 2023