gyspiefied 

being in an extreme state of mind as a result of habitual and excessive marijuana usage. The affected person are believed to acquire temporary clairvoyant abilities.

The term originated in the large city of Taunton in Massachusetts, and spread rapidly across the region. The unusually high percentage of marijuana addicts (commonly called "pot heads") in the city's younger generations has accelerated the universal adoption of this term.

One day, I was getting gyspiefied in my dorm room, and I suddenly knew that the next day would be Friday.

gyspiefied by Mike Burritt April 11, 2008

gyspiefied 

being in an heightened state of mind as a result of habitual and excessive marijuana usage. The affected persons are believed to acquire temporary clairvoyant abilities. Additionally, some "gyspiefied" persons demonstrate strange and also temporary fascinations with grocery carriages. Currently, grocery carriages are the only known weakness of "gyspiefied" persons, which can be either:
(a) used as a shiny, moving distraction
or (b) forcefully propelled into the affected person from behind, the most desirable point of impact being the Achilles tendon.

History: The term originated in the large city of Taunton, Massachusetts, and spread rapidly across the region. The unusually high percentage of marijuana addicts (commonly called "pot heads") in the city's younger generations has accelerated the universal adoption of this term.

Perry: I'm so baked, guys. Are my eyes really red?
Liz: Duudee, you know what I just realized? Technology is slowly killing us. We're going to eventually reach the point when scientific advancements stop being advancements and start being.. start being DE-vancements.
Nicole: (whispers to Perry) Shit, she's so obviously gyspiefied. Should we take her to Big Y?
Perry: Lihhh! Wanna go to Big Y?!

gyspiefied by Mike Burritt April 11, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012