Guru'ed

verb: to have something explained or your actions corrected by someone who has far more knowledge on a subject then you.

highschoolers working out: "i think we need more weight"

80 year old buff man: "no, you are just doing it wrong! do it like this!" and walks away

highschoolers: "shit man... we just got guru'ed"

by theSwanmaster December 24, 2010

Guru'ed

v. - to be superseded in skill or savvy by one qualified to be a guru.

1)
<n00b> peesh, you can't get someone's ip address over irc!
<guru> oh yeah?
<n00b> omgwtfbbq, my cd-rom is opening and closing!
<n00b> it's like its possessed!
<guru> nope, you just got guru'ed >8^)
<n00b> ...i'm a sad panda...

2)
<guy-uno> i just spent two hours writing a post about how those damn linux programmers need to get something together to screw-over micro$oft.
<guy-dos> really? there's already a reply. and he really blew you out of the water, if i do say so myself.
<guy-uno> no way. who was it?
<guy-dos> lemme check.
<guy-dos> ...holy shit.
<guy-uno> what?
<guy-dos> go look.
<guy-uno> sweet! i just got guru'ed by linus torvalds!!


See Also: Owned, pwn3d, and schooled.

by Vorondil December 12, 2004

Edgy guru

An edgy guru is someone who excels in edgyness. They don’t have to make any effort to be cool or stand out it just comes naturally. Activities include tree climbing, being a hooligan and not giving a damn.

Alex is a bit of an edgy guru

by Mrbig696969 January 17, 2019

Gurued

When you leave your honey hole fishing spot and come back to find it taken by crazy white cunt named Rex.

"Bro I was slaying them and then I left to eat and when I came back my fishing spot was taken by a faggot. Damn bro sounds like you were gurued"

by Mateoryan524 April 20, 2019

Guruedge

When you know everything about gambling a dog , and you can also draw quite good

Hey I fancy a gamble on a dog and then drawing to a high standard , I’m going to guruedge it

by Ginger growler June 27, 2022