Gumperts

Men that are thirsty for baby mamas

"Look at these three gumperts trying to holler at Jessica. She's holding a baby"

by BAUWLUH April 20, 2015

Gumpert

A cat that follows you around all the time, never leaving your side, and is always vocalizing its desire for attention/ food. A cat that talks back when you tell it to quit jumping on the counters/ blinds/ screen door/ dog.

Person to cat: "Get off the counter!"

Cat: "MEOW!"

Person to cat: "You are such a fucking Gumpert."

by tacobellcrazy July 15, 2011

Gumpers

Title of the hit song by Quirky Bitches. This song shook the world, no other song could get better than this. Gumpers.

"Stream GUMPERS by Quirky Bitches on Spotify"

by marrrianaaa September 13, 2020

gumpers

Title of the hit song by Quirky Bitches. This song changed the music industry forever.

"Stream GUMPERS by Quirky Bitches on Spotify"

by marrrianaaa September 13, 2020

gumpers

The 2020 hit song from Quirky Bitches. Available on Spotify, YouTube, and Apple Music.

Person 1: Did you hear that song Gumpers?
Person 2: Yes it was a cultural resest!

by rats . September 13, 2020

gumperson

A person who texts you, follows you, wants to be with you all the time.

My ex girlfriend is a gumperson. She calls me everyday.

by Reday March 20, 2023