gulting

Gulting or gult noun. Meaning: the feeling of having so many emotions and stories to tell that you cannot express them all and you try to, but you end up saying nothing because you want to say all at once and your brain over loads, thus causing no words to come out of your mouth and you end up just yelling some incomprehensible babble and out of frustration you fling the limbs and in some cases you whole nobody is all directions. Gulting is also commonly associated with ever happy exited face, fast talking and only happy experiences. Gulting does not apply to people who are sad in shock depressed or having a panic or physcodic episode.

I went to Chicago and am now feeling gult trying to tell my friends about it.

Why are you feeling gulting?

gulting by Misstgeplanebackhome January 26, 2014

It’s gurting time 

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

It’s gurting time by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

guling 

A sausage shaped pillow from Indonesia.

i can't stop hugging my guling.

guling by ohbabyitsbella May 13, 2016

gutting the tuna 

Having sex with a girl on her period

She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess

gutting the tuna by bardamock September 11, 2012

shrimp gulping 

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

shrimp gulping by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

Gurting 

Guts + hurting = Gurting.

Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers

Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.

Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.

CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.

David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.

BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.

Gurting by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010

Dis-Fucking-Gusting 

Dis-Fucking-Gusting is used when the good 'ol standard disgusting just won't do in conveying your utter disgust.

Dude: Damn, Nick's burps are Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!
Trick: I concur.

Nick: Heather is Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!!
Matt: I rather enjoy her...

Dis-Fucking-Gusting by RaiderRob December 20, 2010