Sexually active. Gretna describes a girl who enjoys the pursuit of receiving cocks. Derived from the Scottish football club of the same name which briefly went into receivership before liquidation.
Raging paedo: "That bird is pretty young, do you think she's gretna?"
Raging paedo's informant: "Fucking right she is, it's like a badly packed kebab down there!"
Raging paedo's informant: "Fucking right she is, it's like a badly packed kebab down there!"
by nudge and nurdle October 18, 2009
Gretna is a place where rednecks, goths, STDs, and Teen Pregnancy spread like butter on a biscuit.
Everywhere you look you will see another pregnant girl with the star state champion football player.
Nothing is in Gretna except for sex sooo don't expect to leave this town with nothing less than syphilis, gonorrhea, and irritable bowel syndrome. (AKA: Stuff that paint thinner can't take off.)
Everywhere you look you will see another pregnant girl with the star state champion football player.
Nothing is in Gretna except for sex sooo don't expect to leave this town with nothing less than syphilis, gonorrhea, and irritable bowel syndrome. (AKA: Stuff that paint thinner can't take off.)
by ruahawkfan November 30, 2010
Not an Omaha school. Probably one of the most irrelevant highschools in Nebraska. Some of the girls are ok but they are all psycho. A lot of dumb stuff happens there.
by Omahahighschoolcritic October 2, 2019
A town in New Jersey that you drive through to get to the mall. That's all that New Gretna will ever be good for. That and their shitty bonfires, cheap gas, and ghetto convenience stores that'll sell you dip. It's also home to a large Viking Yachts factory, which is that place where you get backed up for an hour on route 9 from all of the employees pulling out of the parking lot. Oh, there's also that big white wine bottle on the side of the road, if that counts for anything.
It's also known as "Bass River", and if you don't drive a shitty pickup truck, don't even dare turning off Route 9, or else you will be pulled over by Pineys, get all your teeth knocked out, and be forced to interbreed with your family, and be forced to live in a hell hole called "Offshore Manor", which is closer to being in Mystic than New Gretna.
Every single person in New Gretna smokes weed, so if you don't, be sure to roll up your windows to avoid being hit with a whiff of pot smoke that's permanently trapped in the ozone layer over the town.
It's also known as "Bass River", and if you don't drive a shitty pickup truck, don't even dare turning off Route 9, or else you will be pulled over by Pineys, get all your teeth knocked out, and be forced to interbreed with your family, and be forced to live in a hell hole called "Offshore Manor", which is closer to being in Mystic than New Gretna.
Every single person in New Gretna smokes weed, so if you don't, be sure to roll up your windows to avoid being hit with a whiff of pot smoke that's permanently trapped in the ozone layer over the town.
Driver:Look at all these cars backed up! New Gretna must be a happening town-oh wait, they're just leaving viking yachts.
Hick with a Confederate flag shirt:I'm not a racist, im just supporting my fellow civil war heroes.
Disgusting Girl:I get trashed in the woods every day, just keepin' it classy.
Hick with a Confederate flag shirt:I'm not a racist, im just supporting my fellow civil war heroes.
Disgusting Girl:I get trashed in the woods every day, just keepin' it classy.
by MyNameIsDickbutt May 20, 2010
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A town in South Jersey in which hardly anybody has any teeth, and related to everyone. One typically marries their cousin. Four wheel drive lifted trucks are needed here are considered basis for popularity and rank... The bigger your truck, the more important you are.
Are you from New Gretna.... You have no teeth?
Y'all got a big truck... you must be important or something.
Hey Dad.. I mean Uncle John, Cousin John....
Y'all got a big truck... you must be important or something.
Hey Dad.. I mean Uncle John, Cousin John....
by Bmason378 October 6, 2008
Gretna High School is the home of fake city slickers and hicks with shitty trucks. People here can’t take a fucking joke and love drama more than juuls. They think they’re cool but they’re literally Gretna so they need to shut the fuck up. It’s white girl central mixed with dirt and corn. These white people love getting offended for other cultures yet are more racist than they realize. Also prom and hoco suck it’s like being at a retirement home with 2000s country hits and the lights on. Btw you don’t even have to try bc they’ll pass you anyway so have fun.
by Juicyfatfuxxk June 14, 2019