Jimmy: what school you go to
Jake: i go to greenwood college
Jimmy: wow mush be shit
Jake: yeeeee it is in year 11 and 12 everyone is still virgins its sad
Jake: ur mums gay lol
Jake: i go to greenwood college
Jimmy: wow mush be shit
Jake: yeeeee it is in year 11 and 12 everyone is still virgins its sad
Jake: ur mums gay lol
by Mikes my hunt February 14, 2018
Paige greenwood is the most strongest girl you will ever meet,,she will often go thought so much shit but Paige greenwood will push through it she never fails to put a smile on anyone face she is sooooo gorgeous if you are lucky enough to date a paige greenwood you will have the worlds most stunning kinda and caring girl so you’ve won at life and if you lucky enough to have her as a best mate then you will know how much she means to do she is the kinda person to do stupid shit but it’s always hilarious if I don’t have a paige greenwood idk where I would be rn without her so if u don’t got any mates go fine yourself a paige 𝐺𝑊 💖💖💖
by Ct xx May 11, 2022
jonny greenwood is the most sexy and talented person of all time. he plays guitar along with many other instruments and is part of the most. virgin core band titled “radiohead.” i cant get the video of him playing both the piano and the guitar at the same time in that one life performance of “street spirit (fade out.)” he is also a film director and as i mentioned previously he is so incredibly sexy. he often abuses his guitar. kind of wishing i was the guitar but that’s a whole other kettle of fish.
person 1: “dude did you see that guy with the mushroom cut playing 6 instruments at the same time?”
person 2: “oh that’s just jonny greenwood.”
person 2: “oh that’s just jonny greenwood.”
by jonnygreenwoodsguitar March 21, 2023
The notorious B.I. GREENWOOD Himself. He is a gangsta and a supa fly English teacher. He loves his mother and gets lost in supermarkets.
Jack Greenwood got lost in a supermarket again.
Jack Greenwood got lost in a supermarket YET AGAIN.
I need to find Jack Greenwood because he got lost in the supermarket again.
I’m getting tired of Jack Greenwood getting lost in supermarkets
Jack Greenwood got lost in a supermarket YET AGAIN.
I need to find Jack Greenwood because he got lost in the supermarket again.
I’m getting tired of Jack Greenwood getting lost in supermarkets
by CoopahC September 27, 2023
Stephanie Greenwood is a teacher who is scared of someone making a barking sound around her. She is a "dance" teacher who will make you sweep the floor instead of actually dancing and will make you look like a right idiot. Stephanie also liked to choreograph a dance to a song called "Freak Flag" and makes u thrust to the song.
by ED :) April 14, 2023
1. The only reason people go to Greenwood is to pass through to go to a better place. People will laugh when they hear your graduating class probably had a max of 30. Rivals are the Loyal Greyhounds, and we all hate those assholes in Neillsville that think their tough and have a pool at their school. Only people that still live there spend their lives slaving at Grassland Butter since High School. This is also the same reason this town isn't unincorporated yet. The exciting events in town include going to the bar, seeing the occasional weirdo on main street, or getting the only fast food at the 2 gas stations.
2. If you're reading this I can clearly tell that you have at least 3 generations of family living here, and know every single person by their first and last name. We all rot here as we wish for a Mcdonalds or a movie theater less than 30 minutes away. You guessed right when Greenwood meant there was alot of trees. Nothing short of the boondocks. Definitely a family town. But not like those cousin fuckers in Neillsville that get knocked up every week.
2. If you're reading this I can clearly tell that you have at least 3 generations of family living here, and know every single person by their first and last name. We all rot here as we wish for a Mcdonalds or a movie theater less than 30 minutes away. You guessed right when Greenwood meant there was alot of trees. Nothing short of the boondocks. Definitely a family town. But not like those cousin fuckers in Neillsville that get knocked up every week.
by ObviouslyDontLiveHereAnymore January 18, 2019
A town in chicago that is full of hillbillys who live in trailers. They have many town bumbs, one of whichs name is Fred Morris who is a sex offeder. One of the main places to chill at is the "Agg Hill" it is a pretty fun place. Mount Greenwood people have fun dipping, hanging out in alleys, and getting wasted. Last year at the Agg Hill there was an event known as the "black attack" where a girl called black people who live in the projects on us to beat the shit out of us. Some of us fought back and some got held up. They ran away. Everyone called the cops while others called older brothers and older reletives to brawl them. It became the summer of 07's biggest event. The best eating place is Bennys Pizza but the hillbillys changed it to Wiseguys and it now sucks.
I partied in Mount Greenwood yesturday and it was gnarly becasue we got crunk,rocked out and fought the black kids.
by Seany O'brien June 28, 2008