A dress, normally black, worn at least once by every college girl on any given night whilst drinking. The Pound Gown allows male spectators to know that she is DTF (down to fuck, if your formal), but hides her flaws. This primarily refers to her weight and overall self confidence about her appearance. Beware, this female attire is a blessing and a trap depending on your state of drunkeness.
"Do you like my dress?" asks the Female.
"Sweet Pound Gown, its to bad I can't tell if you're a vixen or a hippo under that thing. Try harder next time." replies the Male.
"Sweet Pound Gown, its to bad I can't tell if you're a vixen or a hippo under that thing. Try harder next time." replies the Male.
by Loewsfest August 30, 2010
by CrackinBanter February 1, 2019
by aaaadam October 14, 2010
by poseidonlovesme July 16, 2010
An XL size t-shirt that is to be worn at parties when the current apparel is in danger of being destroyed by puke, beverages, or other bodily fluids.
Victoria: Shit, this party is out of control!
Mike: That's why I already put on my party gown.
Victoria pukes on Mike's party gown.
Mike: Thanks party gown!
Mike: That's why I already put on my party gown.
Victoria pukes on Mike's party gown.
Mike: Thanks party gown!
by Sandwich Mike September 11, 2009
by JaaagMan December 29, 2011
As ubiquitous as the medical gowns found in hospitals worldwide. Just like these gowns offer the basic necessity of coverage in a clinical setting, items or assets at the Medical Gown tier are foundational and easy to obtain. They are the standard issue, no-frills options that serve as the starting point for anyone venturing into the field.
1. Even with her medical gown simplicity, she found a way to outsmart her jewel-encrusted opponents in the arena.
2. His medical gown attire did little to intimidate the other players, but his skillful play spoke volumes.
2. His medical gown attire did little to intimidate the other players, but his skillful play spoke volumes.
by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023