Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie December 13, 2007

goodbye necktie

A noose or slipknot,used for suicidal purposes.

I'm Valentine's Day, I plan on wearing my goodbye necktie, to show my ex girlfriend that I still love her.

by lobonightshade February 26, 2017

tahitian goodbye

The act of leaving a gathering without saying goodbye, after stealing all of the host's weed.

That was a great party, and I pulled a Tahitian goodbye -- who wants to get high?

by Ergodang! April 20, 2017

Tennessee Goodbye

A goodbye where Tennesseans yell at the top of their lungs “BYE YALLLLLL”, and then get in their car and drive away..

We should give them a Tennessee goodbye.

by Jxckson December 16, 2021

Goodbye text

A goodbye text is what you get when you have someone you know that has a form of depression and is about to leave the world, commit suicide.

I'm so sad, Jamie sent me a goodbye text

by Thelonelygurl110 February 14, 2016

Asian goodbye

When you Irish Goodbye a conversation mentally but you are still physically present, so you just sit quietly in the room.

I Asian goodbyed this convo when you started talking about podcasts.

by June 17, 2023

Irish Goodbye

When someone avoids emotional or awkward situations by cutting off all communication and contact with specific people and goes on with life like nothing ever happened. Also known as a "Brennan Goodbye"

Rather than be honest about the reasons behind his actions Brennan pulled an Irish Goodbye... "Wet is Wet".

by Wet is Wet September 19, 2022