gold bond

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

gold bond by kxso October 20, 2006

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a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

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A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

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Gold bond

The ultimate swamp ass and taint rash relieving powder

That brisk cold wind that hits your face on the first day of the winter season is like the first time you throw some gold bond on your balls

Gold bond by Davey see November 19, 2014

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A foot powder that can also be used to blow clouds from your ass

The man put gold bond on his ass to get rid of duck butter but then had an ass Queef And the cloud was made

Gold bond by Thhhad January 30, 2019

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A handsome and successful male who uses the medicated powder in the heat to keep their large and fertile testicles free of sweat and chafing.

Although it was 96 degrees at spring training, Tony, being a gold bond buccaneer, was prepared and had a dry scrotum.

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Sweat-saturated noodles of absorbent powder that collect beneath your balls.

It's so hot my gold bond spaghetti is melting.

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