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Goat house 

The goat house is located in Telford PA. This place is where Pabst Blue Ribbon flows like water and taco tuesday is commonly celebrated. Clothing is optional and tinder is used frequently at this fine establishment of a home. What could make it possibly one of the greatest places of all time you ask? Ladies feel free to stop on by and feast your eyes on the sight of a lifetime... the balcony. What better to look out into the majestic forest while being bent over the guard rail!
Person 1: yo dawg you going to the goat house?
Person 2: there will be thots and pbr there!
Goat house by Bmaccccc June 15, 2017
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Goat house 

A place in Boulder Colorado where men can frolic around free from oppressive women.
"Hey man, you going to the goat house tonight?"
"Yeah dude, gotta get my frolic on!"

"We're meeting up at the goat house before going to the creek".
Goat house by shrim December 13, 2012

goat fucking tree house jumper 

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.
"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

Goathorse 

A goat the size of a horse, not to be confused with horsegoat.
'Look at that huge goat!'
'thats a goathorse you melt'
Goathorse by goathorse June 10, 2015

Goathorse 

A goathorse, often found in Suburban homes, are often mistaken for your typical household dog. They are very similar, as the goathorse too is very fluffy, and has a long tail along with a snout.
example: OMG, I CANT BELIEVE THAT DOG WAS ACTUALLY A GOATHORSE!!!!!
Goathorse by lilahrose October 3, 2016