The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND
Wow the Goats of Long Island are so cool i wish i could be them!!
by tgoli September 28, 2018
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The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
by the stanky leg April 05, 2009
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The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 07, 2021
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The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 07, 2021
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Thicky Nicky The goat is legit the thickest man alive. His waist is like- HUGE and his ass is fatter than my grandpa after going to McDonald's.
Me: Yo it's Thicky Nicky The goat.
You: Man, does he have cake.
Me: fr mate. Wanna fuck?

You: Bet.
9 months later...

You: 👩 👦
by NotBen11113 April 08, 2021
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When 3 girls take turn sucking one guys dick.
“Bro I got the three headed goat treatment 😏”
“Stop lying bruh”
“Your the first dude this year😏can you Johnny and Tyler give me it 😏”
by Imma 3 headed goat😏 November 19, 2020
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