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Gnarging

The act of searching, usually via the internet, for gnargoyles to send you n00ds which you subsequently send to isanyoneup.com for the would world to laugh at.
Check out this girl I met last night while gnarging on POF!
by Big Irish Dick October 10, 2011
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Gnarlington cemetery

Large burial ground/necropolis privately owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love', F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter.

So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.

**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.

But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.
by NewsflashIAmSpecial March 21, 2011
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Gnarls Gnarlington

Some mythical guy Charlie Sheen refers to when attempting to approvingly describe someone. Probable reference to the word "gnarly" ("balls out danger" sense).
"Todd Zeile is a Gnarls Gnarlington," Sheen said not long after ranting about people who wished they were him for eternity (Dr. Drew and Nancy Grace apparently on that list) and people he wished he was for ten minutes (Colin Farrell, Sean Penn).
by sterculus March 26, 2011
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Gargingo

Used to describe something that is gross/bad or seen as taboo, possibly something that is a reject to society.
Those people are gargingo
by Theman61617 December 12, 2020
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gargingo

Used to describe something bad.
That movie was gargingo.
by Marsmon214 April 24, 2019
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Garging

When shes gagging on your dick and gargling on your cum at the same time
by But hole getting jizzy uh February 2, 2019
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Gnarking

The combination of the words "Fucking" and "Gnarly". Commonly said to describe something amazing, or crazy. Also commonly used in place of the word "Fucking" in the form of an adjective.
That kid has some gnarking skills!!!
by Reggz August 27, 2010
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