gloss up

1. verb ~to put the finishing touches on your appreance. Such as lip gloss, flat ironing your hair, putting on make up, etc.
2. verb ~ Can also be used to inform someone that they may need to do a few touch ups on their look. They may be looking skank but you want to tell them nicely.

On the phone with a friend: "I will be there in like twenty minutes I just need to gloss up."
To a friend in person: "Pamela you so need to go gloss up right now."

gloss up by Michelle98 April 28, 2006

Gross Up 

Additional pay given to offset the tax impact of premium pay packages.

Typically per diem and other expenses may be subject to taxation after certain time limits.

Some enlightened employers Gross Up these benefits to prevent road whores from dragging up

Caution: Never accept pay for rent without a Gross Up allowance.

Field Engineer #1:"I'm dragging up to go to Mississippi with those welders"
Field Engineer #2:"Talk to those assholes in a accounting - they gross up per diem after the one year mark"
Field Engineer #1: "Sweet"

Gross Up by Major Kong February 27, 2007

gross up 

When there is a close up shot on something gross. Sometimes this gross object can hide its grossness from a further distance.

I thought that Olivia Munn chick was kind of hot, but then they cut from a wide shot to a gross up. Eww. What a man-face.

gross up by HeterosexualMan April 8, 2010

up gross and personal 

When a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal space and wants to intimately get to know you.

"OH look at poor Sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. We'd better do a rescue mission because he's getting up gross and personal."

up gross and personal by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010

Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up

Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up by nws December 23, 2008

Nice cool glass of shut the fuck up 

Please do be quiet you tosser.

Boy 1: Your sister is hot, man.
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up

Nice cool glass of shut the fuck up by Jamachine October 22, 2006

cold glass of shut the hell up

Something you serve to people who talk shit. Sometimes it is something you serve before a can of whup or whoop ass(which ever you prefer.)

You talk a lot of shit, how about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up. If you keep it, I'll open up a can of whoop ass.

cold glass of shut the hell up by gregg francois June 11, 2006