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glencoe gorilla 

huge black guy with 99 dicks on his head who can't read or write and farts up storms stronger than hurricane katrina. Outfought the larry bird unit with one fart, sprinted, ended up at uni where he sleeps on rooves
"yesterday i broke my neck and this glencoe gorilla got angry and broke the cage by jizzing in the opposite direction propelling him forward"
glencoe gorilla by chickenneck January 13, 2013
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The Glenroes 

Used in Ireland.
An emotional void of pointlessness filling a Sunday afternoon, heightened by the inevitability of the coming Monday; May or may not be made worse by the presence of a hangover; Synonymous with Sunday Scaries and/or long dark teatime of the soul.
Named after "Glenroe", an Irish telenovela that ran from 1983 to 2001, aired on Sundays at 20:30, and was, for many, the harbinger of the impending Monday.
I was having a bad case of The Glenroes yesterday, couldn't force myself to leave the house.
The Glenroes by saint_yossarian April 15, 2019
A small town, with a population of less that 10,000. This town is known for being a "brat town", with Range Rovers and BMW's roaming the streets freely. The children are nice and kind, but have a lot of $$$$$$$.
Kid 1: So where do u want to go?
Kid 2: Umm, how about downtown Glencoe?
Kid 1: Sure. Wat we going to do there?
Kid 2: I dont know, maybe act rich
a rich town where the moms try to dress like their daughter and their daughter are bitches to their friends and the boys act like girls.
that mom looks so stupid looking like her daughter.

oh thats cause she lives in glencoe.
glencoe by bottlesup2342 March 8, 2009
A suburban town filled with white kids who try to act black and also a cuple hundred posers
Sam: Hay, Cody what did you do with your $30 allowince
Cody: I spent it in glencoe on my new fallout boy CD
Sam: Fo Shizzle
Cody: ya dowgg
Glencoe by Satchell May 26, 2006
The largest Israeli embassy in the world, also full of white trash kids who think they're gangsta.
Guy: Where's the nearest Israeli embassy?
Me: Its in Glencoe,IL don't stop till you see the spoiled brats at "da G"
Glencoe by Wilmette4lifes January 19, 2010
A fairy wealthy small town north of Chicago, IL. The population has a fairly large amount of Jews as do many towns in the area. Many people in the area are kind but you can encounter snooty parents and/or adults every so often.
Kid 1: What did you get for christmas?
Kid 2: Oh, I got.............................................
Kid 1: Oh, Thats cool, I got.................................
Kid 2: Ok, See you later.
Kid 1: Wait! isn't Glencoe awesome.
Kid 2: This example sucks
Glencoe by Anonymous Hackers January 1, 2012